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A Journal of Cannabis and Culture

Here's Your Cannabis Edibles Horoscope

Here's Your Cannabis Edibles Horoscope

BY MARIE LODI

Finding the right type of cannabis edible is a unique journey in and of itself. You want something that will give you the effect you seek—whether that’s a dreamy, THC-induced high or a non-trippy CBD-infused chill—but is tasty, too. Thankfully, we can turn to the wisdom of the cosmos for assistance in this arena. That’s right: we’re choosing the perfect edible for you according to your zodiac sign.

Below, your edibles horoscope, from tasty weed gummies to sparkling CBD beverages, all available at your nearest California cannabis dispensary if you shop MedMen!

Cannabis Edibles That Matches Your Zodiac Sign

Aries (March 21 - April 19): A naturally hyperactive sign, Aries is practically the human embodiment of a sativa strain. Why not own that fiery energy with an equally-buzzy gummy? Pick up a pack of Green Hornet gummies to amplify your innate social butterfly.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Taurus, you can be a bit bougie when it comes to your dining habits, which only naturally extends to your choice of cannabis products. Go for a treat that’s not only made with high-caliber ingredients but is aesthetically pleasing, too. A tin of Beboe Pastilles checks all those boxes, and then some.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): The talkative and creative personality of a Gemini makes it another sign that can benefit greatly from limitless sativa energy. Opt for Mr. Moxey's Mints Sativa Energizing Peppermints to put even more pep in your step.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): All a Cancer wants in life is the feeling of being safe, warm, and cozy, so why not brew a cup of cannabis tea? Kikoko Sympa-Tea will help both your mind and body relax. It’ll also ease any aching muscles.

Leo (July 23 - August 22): Always the life of the party, you’re going to need an edible that is as vibrant and unique as you, dear Leo. A sweet cannabis-infused treat, like a pack of watermelon-flavored Smokiez Gummiez, should suffice.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Virgos may be known for their analytical, perfectionist ways, but it’s also the sign of wellness and health. A high-CBD edible that can help you relax while also fighting pain and inflammation would be an optimal choice. Try EdiPure California Mix CBD, and watch your troubles melt away.

Libra (September 23 - October 22): Libras can’t help but love two things: decadence and indulgence, so their cannabis edibles will reflect that. Enjoy some Mindset Organics Chocolate Mint Colitasbecause no one deserves such a delectable treat more than you.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): The most alluring and intense sign, Scorpio, should opt for something that celebrates their passionate persona. Nothing seems more perfect than Mood 33’s Passion Sparkling Tonic.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Sagittarius is a sign that loves to travel and explore new places, so they’ll appreciate Kiva’s Camino Gummies line. Each flavor pays homage to a destination among California’s El Camino Real. Take a trip to the Mojave desert with the spicy Pineapple Habanero option.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Due to Capricorn’s hard-working yet restrained personality, they can handle stress better than other signs. However, too much work with no play isn’t good for anyone. A Cap will benefit from something that can help them chill without allowing them to feel out of control. Why not forgo the wine and enjoy dinner with a Lagunitas Hi Fi beverage, which contains 10mg of THC, instead?

Aquarius (January 20 -  February 18): Imaginative and dreamy Aquarius, when it comes to your edibles, you’d rather go for something more potent, rather than just CBD. Pop a couple of Kushy Punch Plum Indica gummies to help you kick back, relax, and take you to another place.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20): The sensitive personality of Pisces can often bring about stress, so skip a buzzy sativa edible for something more balanced. Try a tasty Kiva Espresso Chocolate Bar, which has a 5mg CBD:THC ratio per serving.

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